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The policeman's a rapist the CM's a thug

You've women to molest and beers to slug

Who cares if they catch you and put you in jail

Even drunk drivers who kill can now get out on bail

Watch the psychos massacre the tourists with a knife

Then come home and sit watch weepy soaps with your wife

Watch artists get beaten up for expressing the truth

Go to parties and discuss the current state of the youth

While they commit suicide and are beaten up by the cops

For asking the country to close down degree shops

If you're from a scheduled caste relax get in line

The quota system'll allot you what's rightfully mine

Gandhi is out and Hitler is in

With your kind support the fundamentalists will win

Pick up a torch and burn down the trains

Plant a few bombs burn out everyone's brains

The Muslims are dogs the Hindus are swine

The Parsis are daft and the Sikhs asinine

The Christians are parasites got here on a boat

What matters is simple: who'll give you their vote

You can make a fool out of them all just promise too much

They will sit with their tongues hanging out and wag at your touch

Meanwhile build networks make communication cheap

Make your towers as high as your pockets are deep

Make buildings that fall down when the earth gives up and cracks

Fill cement with dirt fill your ears up with wax

When the tsunami wipes out all the harm you have done

Send clothes and condolences to everyone

Then leave saying you're sorry and you wish you could help

But that you're around and if they need you just yelp...

So put on your face and go out there and do it

And then when you've made it you can coolly say screw it

And then put your legs up in your beach house and dream

Roll up your trousers and wade through the stream

Read practise yoga breathe yourself back to life

With a chick who can fuck like a whore and cook like a wife.